(Splendor)

What a beautiful home you have (Splendor)

Such a talented wedding band

They really did the songs justice today

Gold frame on the photograph (Splendor)

Of a scuba trip, I've not been

But I think someone from my middle school went

(Splendor, splendor)

Oh, what an engagement ring (Splendor)

You lean in as you're puckering

And I'm not sure what those carats mean (Mean)

As everyone was singing

Found I could not listen

Staring at the cake

I light a match and I wish it all away

Hey

Hey

Hey

Hey