Why’s there never any shampoo when it comes to wash day

(Nah uh huh uh)

Why’s there never any toilet roll when you’re home alone

(Home alone)

Why is it, when you need to eat, the fridge is bare

(Ever so bare)

Why is it, when you need something, it isn’t there

(It disappears into thin air)

You may say I’m looking too deep into things and patterns that don’t appear to be there

I won’t deny, when the water gets too high, I start to stress and begin to pull out my hair

(Oh my hair)