[Intro]

What's the name of it?

I made it three days ago, I have no idea

Hahahaha

Just let me know, you know?

Sitting right here, I made it

Be honest and tell me if the beat is good or bad

Really?

Ready? Five, four, three, two, one, let's go

They ain't gonna like this song. It's just- it flows, it keeps moving

[Verse 1]

What up y'all? Y'all know who it is

What if SpongeBob's pants hadn't been square?

What if Patrick had been a genius?

What if Squidward was actually friendly?

[Verse 2]

Every time I hit the club, drinking straight liquor, no ice

Bourbon chicken with the shrimp fried rice

About to put my face on a lighter, then my face-

Fif-iles, I'm always in the ci-

[Verse 3]

Do you wear wigs?

Uh, no I do not

Have you worn wigs?

No I have not

Will you wear wigs?

Maybe

When will you wear wigs?

Hahahaha