Ladies and Gentlemen...

Welcome to the debut grand opening of the Beyond bistro bed and breakfast bar and grill cafe lounge on the water...

Where we offer you the finest of the finer things...

Cold as the walls of a freezer with the door closed

Praised among the town for his stone cold hard flows

Salivary glands release fluid for the beatbox

Always in funky kicks known to never where Birkenstocks

Oxygen cleanses the burnt out lung shafts

Never went to class but always puff puffed then passed

Glass shards amongst all the drugs in the bloodstream

Stunk up like an old farts house filled with mung beans

Connection with the community as many eyes as freckles

Most will die snorting his breakfast just a speckle

Roams the city at night, check around the corner

Rhymes to no end could fill the house of a hoarder

Take a piece of my mind a piece not the whole cake

Cutting through easy like a knife through raw cow steaks

Kids mooing' louder than that old Chevy Malibu

Actin crazy like a rainstorm is coming' through

Hide under your bed but a monster live under there

Chew you up and leave nothing' but three teeth and a strand of hair

Come one come all it’s a free humanity show

Except it ends with everyone fried then I take all the dough

But hoe you know me doe! I'm the one with the Jewish nose

Who grew up with the roots where the grubs crawl and the crop grows

Rose up through the ground like a zombie comin' back to life

Always dress sharper than the tip edge on a killer's knife

Camelback ready for the day filled with liquor

Somebody come get this girl she's dancin' like a stripper

Pull out a log within a pile of brown tangled pick up sticks

Slippin' down the slope with a sixpack of Smithwicks

Got some wicky wickety raps visit my .org

Mixin' lights and darks, some Heine and some Tuborg

A crane can't maintain the mundane raps of the left lane

The other way contains the proclaimed raps of the rap king…

Don’t say his name in vain!