[INTRO]
Normally on the intro, I talk some shit, shout out some people. This ain't no fucking joke
[VERSE 1]
You are now in the presence of Method
So count your blessings
Not a raid is untested
And all our numbers uncontested
We've been doing it from your birth
And since yo' Momma had you breastfed
That's a fact
Not a single daily quest is on our map
So progress we took the title
Brought it back
Other guilds they tried to rival
Make us laugh
We don't got no carries
But we lift our weight
It's effortless
We've got a lot of talent but
Exorsus
Think they've got a deficit
They need to change their roster
Hold on let me check the list
Uh oh, yep
That's a heap of shit
They're messier than Vectis's
When he's erect with tetanus
Man I think they need a shot
I've got 99 problems
But god damn they've got a lot
Here's a thought
Got you caught
Their whole raid is run by bots
That's why
Their shitty council never handled all their drops
[Chorus]
We're on the front lines
World first where the war is
Yeah we run the world
Other guilds are just the tourists
Gonna world first
Once again
And we'll record it
We'll be the hall of fame
In the game
We'll be rewarded
We're on the front lines
World first where the war is
Yeah we run the world
Other guilds are just the tourists
Gonna world first
Once again
And we'll record it
We'll be the hall of fame
In the game
We'll be rewarded
[VERSE 2]
Blizzard's on that CBA
Bless up in our DNA
We're balancing this shitty game
And we ain't even getting paid
Don't you think we need a raise?
Understand we lead the race
What's the cut the leader takes?
Look
This game is run by apes with typewriters
And lighters
Cause they be high
If they be thinking they are game designers
Paid em just to cater to minors
A bunch of laid up vaginas
Up in the cockpit
Yeah I might be toxic
But what's the point in playing games
If I don't get to talk shit?
And yeah we're gonna stream the raid
Eat it
It's a piece of cake
Guild's gonna steal our strats
So we better do it fast
With no stream delay
Did it once in Argus
And on KJ
Where the ???
You can keep the bench
Like the homeless in their tents
Cheering USA! USA!
MethodJosh on the track
The raps
To get the racks
I'm racin' all the rats
Relax, they gettin' last piece
[Chorus]
We're on the front lines
World first where the war is
Yeah we run the world
Other guilds are just the tourists
Gonna world first
Once again
And we'll record it
We'll be the hall of fame
In the game
We'll be rewarded
We're on the front lines
World first where the war is
Yeah we run the world
Other guilds are just the tourists
Gonna world first
Once again
And we'll record it
We'll be the hall of fame
In the game
We'll be rewarded
[OUTRO]
Man I really hope we don't lose after that shit. That would be really fucking embarrassing. Hope you're all having fun today :)
Peace