[Intro: Jordan Simons]

Yo, this is Fox in Socks, written by Dr. Seuss, and I'm gonna rap this book

[Verse 1: Jordan Simons]

Fox, Socks, Box, Knox

Knox in box, fox in socks

Knox on fox in socks in box

Socks on Knox and Knox in box

Fox in socks on box on Knox

Chicks with bricks come, chicks with blocks come

Chicks with bricks and blocks and clocks come

Look, sir, look, sir, Mr. Knox, sir

Let's do tricks with bricks and blocks, sir

Let's do tricks with chicks and clocks, sir

First, I'll make a quick trick brick stack

Then, I'll make a quick trick block stack

You can make a quick trick chick stack

You can make a quick trick clock stack

And here's a new trick, Mr. Knox...

[Verse 2: Jordan Simons]

Socks on chicks and chicks on fox

Fox on clocks on bricks on blocks

Bricks and blocks on Knox on box

Now, we've come to ticks and tocks, sir

Try to say this, Mr. Knox, sir...

Clocks on fox tick, clocks on Knox tock

6 sick bricks tick, 6 sick chicks tock

[Chorus 1: Jordan Simons]

Please, sir, I don't like this trick, sir

My tongue isn't quick or slick, sir

I get all those ticks and clocks, sir

Mixed up with the chicks and tocks, sir

I can't do it, Mr. Fox, sir

I'm so sorry, Mr. Knox, sir

[Verse 3: Jordan Simons]

Here's an easy game to play, here's an easy thing to say

New socks, 2 socks, whose socks? Sue's socks

Who sews whose socks? Sue sews Sue's socks

Who sees who sew whosе new socks, sir?

You see Sue sew Suе's new socks, sir

That's not easy, Mr. Fox, sir

Who comes? Crow comes

Slow Joe Crow comes, yeah

Who sews crow's clothes? Sue sews crow's clothes

Slow Joe Crow sews whose clothes? Sue's clothes, yeah

Sue sews socks of fox in socks now

Slow Joe Crow sews Knox in box now

Sue sews rose on Slow Joe Crow's clothes

Fox sews hose on Slow Joe Crow's nose

Hose goes, rose grows

Nose hose goes some, Crow's rose grows some

[Chorus 2: Jordan Simons]

Mr. Fox, I hate this game, sir

This game makes my tongue quite lame, sir

Mr. Knox, sir, what a shame, sir

[Verse 4: Jordan Simons]

We'll find something new to do now

Here is lots of new blue goo now

New goo, blue goo, gooey, gooey

Blue goo, new goo, gluey, gluey

Gooey goo for chewy chewing

That's what that Goo-Goose is doing

Do you choose to chew goo too, sir?

If, sir, you, sir, choose to chew sir, with the Goo-Goose chew sir, do sir

[Chorus 3: Jordan Simons]

Mr. Fox, I won't do it

I can't say it, I won't chew it

Very well, then, step this way

We'll find another game to play

[Verse 5: Jordan Simons and Simon Baker]

Bim comes, Ben comes

Bim brings Ben broom, Ben brings Bim broom

Ben bends Bim's broom, Bim bends Ben's broom

Bim's bends, Ben's bends

Ben's bent broom breaks, Bim's bent broom breaks

Ben's hand, Bim's hand, big bands, pig bands, yeah

Bim and Ben lead bands with brooms

Ben's band bangs and Bim's band booms

Pig band, boom band, big band, broom band

[Chorus 4: Simon Baker]

My poor mouth can't say that; no, sir

My poor mouth is much too slow, sir

Well then, bring your mouth this way

I'll find it something it can say

[Verse 6: Simon Baker]

Luke Luck likes lakes, Luke's duck likes lakes

Luck Luck licks lakes, Luke's duck licks lakes

Duck takes licks in lakes that Luke Luck likes

Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes

[Chorus 5: Simon Baker]

I can't blab such blibber blubber

My tongue isn't made of rubber

Mr Knox; now, come now, come now

You don't have to be so dumb now

Try to say this, Mr. Knox, please...

[Verse 7: Simon Baker]

Through 3 cheese trees, 3 free fleas flew

While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew

Freezy breeze made these 3 trees freeze

Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze

That's what made these 3 free fleas sneeze

[Chorus 6: Simon Baker]

Stop it, stop it!

That's enough sir, I can't say such silly stuff, sir

Very well, then, Mr. Knox, sir

[Verse 8: Simon Baker]

Let's have a little talk about tweetle beetles

What do you know about tweetle beetles?

Well, when tweetle beetles fight, it's called a tweetle beetle battle

And when they battle in a puddle, it's a tweetle beetle puddle battle

And when tweetle beetles battle with paddles in a puddle, they call it a tweetle beetle puddle paddle battle

And when beetles battle beetles in a puddle paddle battle and the beetle battle puddle is a puddle in the bottle, they call this a tweetle beetle bottle puddle paddle battle muddle

And when beetles fight these battles in a battle with their paddles and the bottle's in a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles, they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle

And, now, wait a minute, Mr. Socks Fox

When a fox is in the bottle where the tweetle beetles battle with their paddles in a puddle on a noodle-eating poodle, this is what they call—a tweetle beetle noodle poodle bottles paddled muddled duddled fuddled wuddled fox in socks, sir

[Outro: Simon Baker]

Fox in socks, our game is done sir

Thank you for a lot of fun, sir, yeah