(Verse 1)

I seen James Bond drinking

So I had to do it to

I seen him smoke

So I had to do that too

I threw those herbs in the water

Back at it on the next day

I wanted to fly so bad but

I couldn't find another way

(Chorus)

Oh the things that I do

Don't know why I do

I thought I was doing it for you

You

Oh the things that I do

Don't know why I do

I thought I was doing them for you

You

(Verse 2)

Michael jackson moonwalked

So I had to do it to

But my dad said lead so I had to follow suit

Broken glass on the pavement

I picked the bottle up the next day

I always thought being sober

Couldn't take away the pain

(Chorus)

Oh the things that I do

Don't know why I do

Thought I was doing them for you

You

Oh the things that I do

Don't know why I do

I thought I was doing them for you

You

(Outro)

Oh the things that I do

Don't know why I do

Oh these things that I do yeah

Oh the things that I do

Don't know why I do

Thought I was doing it

Thought I was doing them for you

Yeah

Thought I was doing them for you