BOUNCER

Face value - face value

Let's hear it

Prove you’re an IN

Who do you know?

Who are you with?

Is your face on the list?

Yes, the beautiful woman

In the rear

How many are you, dear?

Don't touch her!

Move back!

I said move back!

You worthless piece of filth!

A MAN IN LINE

But I'm on the list! IN #798. Roger. Plus one

BOUNCER

Yes, the wonderful

Young man to the right

How many are you, tonight?

Don’t touch him!

Move back!

I said move back

You empty calories!

JOSH

Um, excuse me- Oh, I

Didn't mean to step on your foot...

BOUNCER

Face value- face value

Step up if you have the nerve

Where is your invitation?

What treatment do you deserve?

Yes, the ravishing red head Droid

I've seen you on the air

I'm overjoyed

Don't touch her!

Move back!

I said move back!

You plastic lemmings!

JOSH

Um, excuse me- Oh, yes. Josh OUT

I mean Josh IN, 319

BOUNCER

(Speaks)

Which is it?

JOSH

(Sings)

You see my cousin

Elizabeth IN put me on

BOUNCER

(Speaks)

Who??

JOSH

(Sings)

I'm sure you know Elizabeth IN

She put me on the list

Well?

Josh IN, 319?

Excuse me..?

Remember me!

BOUNCER

Maybe next time

JOSH

What about Elizabeth?

BOUNCER

You're not on

Don't block the entrance

JOSH

This can’t be!

BOUNCER

We don’t want a scene here, do we?

BOUNCER

This is your last chance

Listen to me!

JOSH

(At the same time as the Bouncer)

There must be an explanation

Won't you listen to me?

BOUNCER

Face value- face value

Have you been on the air?

If I don’t recognize you

You're not going anywhere

Face value- face value

Let's hear it

Prove you're an IN

Who do you know?

Who are you with?

Is your face on the list?

Yes, the wonderful couple

In the rear

So nice to see you again, dear

Don’t touch them!

Move back!

I said move back

You ugly, empty, worthless, barren

Blank, deserted, paltry, trivial

Mediocre, second-rate, useless

Good for nothing, faceless numbers!

See you tomorrow night