[Intro]

Ha, tattoo

I can tell that

[Verse]

Ah, look out, Juarez

My truck got sucked off in the schoolyard

My tractor got sucked off in the barnyard

My horse got sucked off in the corral

My wife was watching the six o'clock news

And she got sucked off, too

It's pink, it's black, it's long, it's ugly

It's a Texas cyclone