[Verse 1]

I can't find Crazy Horse, can't find Hoffa

And Amelia's missing somewhere out at sea

And I hope they're happy, havin' a party

And Elvis is servin' them up green apple martini's

[Chorus]

I can't find my watch, I can't find my wallet

So how in the hell am I supposed to find

The one that I love? One that I need?

Hidden so high, buried so deep

[Verse 2]

Well, I found odd jobs and I found reasons

For all kinds of ways I can waste my time

And I found lovers and I found leavers

And I found new ways just to tell old lies

[Chorus]

I can't find my watch, I can't find my wallet

So how in the hell am I supposed to find

The one that I love? One that I need?

Hidden so high, buried so deep

[Bridge]

Somewhere to run

Somewhere to go

And if I ever find her

How will I know? How will I know?

[Outro]

'Cause can't find Crazy Horse, can't find Hoffa

And Amelia's missing somewhere out at sea