Verse 1

Deep down in the woods

High up in the trees

Time to go

Searching

Set up a small trap

With Pinecones, nuts, (the fats)

Now all that's left is

Waiting

Pre Chorus

Patience is a

Virtue

Not one that they

Seek

So why must I be

Patient

To catch my prey?

Chorus

(Oh) Squirrels they’re

Kind of like

Girls

(They're) cute with their

Body and

Curls

(Yet a good ones) so hard

To find am I

Wasting my time

______ are

Better than

Girls

Verse 2

(i) (VI) (i) (V) (i)

Now I have a different thought

A true squirrel can't be bought

I’ll have to go out

In the wild

I hope the squirrel is nice

And it will give me advice

Not left for dead

And all lonely

Pre Chorus

Patience is a

Virtue

Not one that they

Seek

So why must I be

Patient

Until that day?

Chorus

(Oh) Squirrels they're

Kind of like

Girls

(They're) cute with their

Body and

Curls

(Yet a good ones) so hard

To find am I

Wasting my time

______ are

Better than

Girls

Bridge

S is for the Satisfaction I need right now

Q is for the queen that I want now

But I can't have cuz I'm broke

U is for the unicorn I want to have for that queen and become a king

I is for intelligence

The r's are for repeatitivity

E is for everything I want right I want right oh oh oh

L is for life itself contemplating it sometimes it's gotta be bad on mental health

Chorus

(Oh) Squirrels they're

Kind of like

Girls

(They’re) cute with their

Body and

Curls

(Yet a good ones) so hard

To find am I

Wasting my time

(Maybe) Squirrels are

Actually

Girls