[Verse 1]

Hi, my name’s John, Johnny Cypher of Spence

You could describe me as somebody who will try to talk sense

I take psilocybin journeys to the sky and then present it

If this is losing the plot, my friend, I highly recommend it

I’ll get twenty bags of weed, but I’ve only got the one cigarette

I’ve got bags of LSD hidden away for my own benefit

The mushrooms grow naturally under my couch

And I’m addressing the message, attempting to mention yoga and spiritual oneness

C’mon, da, it’s comfortable numbness

Since when was it stupid to start talking about world peace

Release the inner tension in your belly, watch the chance increase

I’m selfishly thinking about the entire planet

I’m unconditionally in love with my entire family

So let’s not call it meditation, we’ll call it a life hack

Reach deep into your brain and do our best to seize your life back

[Chorus]

He’s crazy

Crazy and deranged

Crazy

Crazy and deranged

Keeps on preaching all the peace and love

Don’t you know the world is hurt enough?

He’s crazy

Crazy and deranged

Crazy

Crazy and deranged

Keeps on preaching all the peace and love

Don’t you know the world is hurt enough?

[Verse 2]

I love you, that’s right, [?] at random

The same would apply to anyone, I’m a menace to the phantom

So fuck it if I’m a sinner, I guess I’m off to hell

Find God, grab his ear, try to persuade him to come along as well

Your being offended doesn’t make you right, makes sense

Since when was being offended uhhh, an offense?

Skeptics get defensive, they’re very apprehensive

Yeah, they know it gets expensive if you try to change the record so

Slow the rap down, place your checkers

Everyone’s obsessed with being comprehensive

Let’s not get obsessive, it’s not that hard a pill to swallow

What are we to do, Mr. Cypher?

Well, we give our leaders somebody to follow

Well, how will that work? Fuck, we cannae all lead

There was a time when we used to use the monarchy to suit our needs

And then we moved along to parliament, the arrogance

We’ll carry the flag condemned

Forget the people, the country, the ones that we [?]

[Chorus]

He’s crazy

Crazy and deranged

Crazy

Crazy and deranged

Keeps on preaching all the peace and love

Don’t you know the world is hurt enough?

He’s crazy

Crazy and deranged

Crazy

Crazy and deranged

Keeps on preaching all the peace and love

Don’t you know the world is hurt enough?

[Verse 3]

Uh, yeah, actually I do

How could I forget the fact that we are all playing the didgeridoo?

I don’t belittle the message and I’ll never belittle the person

Bradley Manning was a hero with conflicting convictions

And I just swore in a rap song

[?] best to keep your hat on

My fault, didn’t see that coming

Instead of waiting on the bus, I just started running

The police pulled me over and said, “Son, your taillights look like jeans”

I said, “Bitch please, my genes are microscopic”

Nope, there was no jaws dropping

The officer had a [?] on his frown, the negativity bringing me down

He threw me straight into the back of a van

He read my words out loud and shut it all with a slam

But true to my journey, I accidentally imparted wisdom

And soon I was John of the very own private prison

Yeah, the guards, they loved me, they paid me in weed indeed

The life of a [?] stoner complete