[Verse 1]

Won't you help me please, I'm growing old

A million years ago

Won't you help me sneeze, I've caught a cold

Another way to go

[Chorus 1]

Just hold on tightly

This show's on nightly

They speak so very slow

It gets so hard to follow

[Verse 2]

Slowly in the mist of captive eyes

To carry you from home

Hansom cab again from dawn 'til dusk

My power amphibious bride

[Chorus 2]

I'll just leave you here like this

I'm sure you won't be missed

Before this night is done

These words won't seem so wrong

[Chorus 3]

But it can't be that bad

Back up in Trinidad

Come down and see me soon

When you get back from the moon