Dictator

By Johan RAM

Released on February 4, 2024

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[Boyfriend, Secret Histories Mario, Both]

Look, I get that we haven't made an update in years

But we just need more time, and a bit more funding!

The game was-a-much a-popular than people thought Boyfriend...

You think I don't know about the Merchandise?

You tried to FUCK ME!

Thought that you could get

Away with what you did?

Come on now!

Do you truly think

I'm-a-stupid?

You knew damn well of all

The consequences!

For your treason, I'll

Make you

FALL

There isn't any

Need to be so uptight!

Mario, listen bro!

We can talk this out, right!?

Come on, dude!

I'm beggin'!

Come to your senses!

There ain't a need to

Start a

Brawl!

Of coursе, that's what

All of them tried to say

But that isn't-a

-How we play in

My company!

It's just a minor sеtback!

We're gonna

Pick up the slack!

If you give us time

We'll surely provide!

A game of survival

I promise it'll be great!

Just listen well!

It's-a-life or death

I know that we can make a hit!

You've chosen the latter

Sure, we may've had a few controversies

By cheating your entire way through!

But doesn't everyone make mistakes?

My empire has been

Give us a second chance!

This all isn't worth it!

Going strong for many decades

But you?

Isn't what we made already neat?

All you have done is steal

I could explain the delay

The money from those maniacs

If you just let me say

And if that doesn't explain

Who dared to support your dumbass game!

I could always repay!

We didn't mean it!

We'll release it later!

All excuses, no progress done!

Can't somebody get a small break?

You tell me we are similar

We aren't that far apart!

Sure, I am a liar

Everyone had a start!

At least my games got a proper schedule!

Can't accept it?

You've definitely lost you cool!

Come on, bro!

There's no need for all of this!

We can just talk it ou-

Shut it!

Can't reason with crazy...

What was that?

NOTHING!

Still don't understand

How important I am?

Without me, you wouldn't

Have a life to plead for!

Nintendo gets paid

I get to rule

In this business

You're nothing but a

Tool!

But you gotta keep in mind

Mistakes happen while

Doing a grind!

You can't fault us!

Ain't a need for all this fuss!

You don't gotta

Leave us for dead!

No, cause truly

How close minded

CAN SOMEONE BE!?

You've already sold your soul!

When the two of you decided to work under my

Open your ears! Please, just hear us out

Control

For once in your life!

If my employees aren't perfect

They get sent to the bin

Time's all we need to succeed

With the other defects!

At fixing all of this strife!

You

Won't wreck my dictatorship

Your practices are immoral!

Can't we just discuss this in a meeting

With all of your faulty plans!

Like NORMAL!?

If you think we'll go to shit, then

They're struggling to keep this game afloat

But just why do WE have to be

You'll-a-be damned!

Funkin' Team's scapegoat?

Think I'd let you go after all that you did?

Once we finish up, I promise

We'll pay ya back!

I'm-a-stunned!

You are truly

That funkin stupid!

Don't end us 'cause of a few setbacks!

It's best to avoid facing consequences

We promised a lot!

The time we got

Lest you want to cause your fall

Wasn't enough for it to shine!

This is my kingdom

We can negotiate

You don't get a single say

Don't be so uptight!

Yet you try to cause disarray inside of

Dontcha kill! We can still

Talk all of this out, right!?

My company?

I know that we wasted most of our chances

But there ain't a need

For this all!

Well...

It's time for your franchise

To kick the bucket!

You took this path

Now you must regret it!

You should've never made the choice

To challenge my patience!

Wait a sec, there isn't a need to go that low!

If you want me to, I could put on my best show!

This isn't the fate we deserve

And you know that damn well!

Mario, shut your mouth for once, and

Just listen to me!

We just need another chance

To fix this!

We can make all of this up

I promise!

We'll just need

Some more time!

Why can't you let

This one slip up be

Dismissed?!

That isn't how this whole thing works

And you know it well!

It-a-seems you have earned a

One-way ticket straight to hell!

It all ends right here and now

Hope you've kept yourselves

Entertained!

It was fun while it-a-lasted

Thank you so much for playing my

Game...

Goodbye, lovebirds...

WAIT, PLEA-