Buzzer Beaters

By Jogger (Rapper)

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[Verse 1: Jogger]

Yeah

It's Goldchaser in the building try to wear me out

You haters see me walkin and you're just starin me down

I gotta bitch in LA and she's just tearin me down

Kings see queens bitch, so I guess your bitch ass owes me a crown

Yalls raps are unoriginal, older than Betty White

Write on the check what she can do, call that the Bill of Rights

This is serious flow, cuz you know me

I'm pounding yo girl you can't touch this, like a hammer no MC

Took your girl to France, but the weed only got louder

All she want is french kissing, swimming in that pussy like a flounder

Yo girl gone missing, but I'll bet you never found her

Cuz I was all up in her room showin her my eiffle tower

Seinfeld was on the show, but boy, don't touch me

But he's still touchin the game like his name is Sandusky

Ever since I was little I knew I could do shit

Rapping is like my 6th sense, on that Bruce Willis shit

She said she heard Jogger, but she wasn't a fan

But I'll convert her, make her face so white, it can't dance

Got all these haters, and they try to hate on me

But I got thirsty bitches on my dick I just call that shit Dasani

You could say that I'm Indian, cuz I blow up on the hoes' twin towers

You know I got bitches money's growin like a flower

Got all this cash I make it rain, boy I make it shower

You can check my Rolex, so many rocks UONO the hour

She say she don't suck dick on the first date, but I'll let her

I won't treat ya like your last guy, I'll treat ya better

Her legs open like a letter and it's makin her get wetter

All Jogger wants is cheese, no sharp cheddar

Haters you should stay low

Yo girl givin me Halo

I just wanna spread love, like my heart is mayo

My lines do it bigger than caps lock

You think you're number one, but your really just half pac

Gotta fly bitch, go down on me like a blackhawk

Girls numbers come around like a padlock

Yeah

The only time I'm close to losin is when I'm wearin a tie

All these rappers optometrists only carin about the I

Ironic like bankers who will not approve a loan

Bought my whip off the Internet my rims are Google Chrome

I'm just tryna get outta school like it's grass stains

And to get under her bra it only takes a half brain

Get the doctor, emergency, my heads fillin with Mercury

I'm certainly gettin hurt you see I'm slowly turnin into Hercules

Muscles growin and veins showin purpely

So watch me go harder than the dick of Ron Burgundy

I get money to kill time, so haters hide the clocks

But I'm still motorboating the hoes, we just don't need any docks

I love bad bitches, so father's hide your daughters

"What you talkin bout Willis?"

Willis was talkin bout JOGGER!

She finna blow like I'm Osama

I'm sick of all the drama

I'm white but black on the inside, call me the reverse Obama BITCH

I'm Jogger with the ultimate verses and perfect lines

Puttin them together whether my rhyme one at a time

So you haters need to stop testin me

Cuz you know you can't "F" with me

Steppin to me with insuperior weaponry

Exposin yourself to the verbal radiations

Sayin you can defeat me is nothin but speculation

Lyrics unravel, faster than bullets travel through barrels

Bitches be diggin my styles like fossils and 'terodactyls

Who wanna battle?

I'm bad to the bone marrow

The Earth got one sun but I walk with three shadows

With my girl

Haters couldn't touch me if they gave me a massage

MCs will compete with lyrics and beats get crushed

I'll hit you in your chest so hard, your shoulders will touch

She's checkin out what I'm carryin, like a librarian

She's all over my fuckin cucumber, it turn her vegetarian

But I'm takin you bitches home, like I'm the veterinarian

But i guess, if you need me then I'm the disciplinarian

Im sorry Ms. Jackson for keeping you from the action/

Please let me come clean

See here how it happened, all of this was an accident

You are too young to have a reaction

Your momma had some contractions now your the accident

Guess this is the end of every artists career, my lines quietly brilliant so my genius is harder to hear

My money is so young that they still card us for beer

You're right I'm not from the hood, I wear cardigans here

I go hard on my verses

Rozay goin to churches

You can barely reach the surface

Me without the mic is like

Andrew without a teacher

Pitbull without a feature

Now I'm hittin buzzer beaters haters sittin on the bleachers

This one's for Miss Jackson

So ima make this flow smooth like im waxin

Its like a brazillian you can find me, chillin on the pavilion

Just realize im the king you a civilian but no doubt your daughters my queen

Its like im the student and shes the dean

So she tryin to teach

And im sittin here tryin to preach

How come, every day

The a.k.s gotta be sprayin and you watchin and hatin

I know this is your daughter and this is your creation

But when im with her I just feel elation

I love her like a japenese kid loves playstation

She said to come over last night, see what I bought ch ya

But just for the Gucci bags, that bitch would've fought ch ya

If you think I'm still just a rapper, i guess i shoulda taught ch ya

Jogger still young sinatra yes i fuckin gotcha bitch its Jogger