[All Star whistle]

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, cinco, cinco

You know, it's kinda hard just to get along today

Our subject isn't cool, but he fakes it anyway

He may not have a clue and he may not have style

But everything he lacks, well, he makes up in denial (He's so small)

All the, small things

True care, truth brings

I'll take, one lift

Your ride, best trip (Give it to me, baby!)

All the (Uh huh! Uh huh!) (Never gonna-) (Give it to me, baby!)

Small things (Uh huh! Uh huh!) (Never gonna-) (Give it to me, baby!)

Small things, small things (Uh huh! Uh huh!)

And all the girlies say I'm pretty small for a white guy

[All Star whistle]

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

Oh, wah-ah-ah-ah!

So don't debate, a player straight

You know he really doesn't get it anyway

Gotta play the field, and keep it real

For you no way, for you no way

So if you don't rate, just overcompensate

At least that you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake

The world loves wannabes, ah

Hey, hey, do that brand-new thing! (He's so small) (Oh, wah-ah-ah-ah!)

All the, small things

True care, truth brings (He's so small)

I'll take, one lift

Your ride, best trip (Never gonna-) (Give it to me, baby!)

All the (Uh huh! Uh huh!) (Never gonna-) (Give it to me, baby!)

Small things (Uh huh! Uh huh!) (So small) (Give it to me, baby!)

Small things, small things

And all the girlies say I'm pretty small for a white guy (What?)

They see me mowin' my front lawn

I know they're all thinking I'm so white and nerdy

I'm just too white, I'm just too white

I'm just too white, I'm just too white

I'm just too white and nerdy (I'm just too white, I'm just too white)

Yeah, they was dancin' and singin' and movin' to the groovin'

And just when it hit me some-

-body once told me, told me:

Play that funky music, white boy

Play that funky music right

Play that funky music, white boy

Lay down the boogie and play that funky music till you die

All the, small things

True care, truth brings

I'll take, one lift

Your ride, best trip

All the

Small things

Small things, small things

Small, small, small

Na na na na na na na

Na na na na na na na

Na na na na na na na

Na na na na na na na

[All Star whistle]

I'm just too white, I'm just too white

I'm just too white, I'm just too white

I'm just too white, I'm just too white