Funky Ho’$

By Joey Bada$$

On 1999

Released on June 12, 2012

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[Intro]

Aight, fuck that, word word

Lord Finnesse, Jayo

It's been my jail since a day old, but they know

Yeah this ones for the ladies

Who be tryna have my baby


[Verse 1]

Ayo, word to my mother, two things I never do

Is leave the crib without some rubbers or tell a funky ho I love her

These broads be trying to get a brother caught up in a sticky situation

Missing menstruation cycles

They all psycho ask Michael

Before you give her dough for billie jeans and them nice clothes

Like woah don't let them trap you on the tight rope

Spike holes in the condom to form a zygote

Overnight, ask Kwon, he know what it's like

He wore a hat but it exploded twice

But fuck a bad bitch I do this rap shit and put it over life

On the coldest nights son shine like a solar strike

And I swear I got the weirdest cases

Pipe chicks in the weirdest places from rooftops to staircases

Like get a load of their faces

Face it, if you fear, hate it, you get put into this clear space


[Chorus]

I don't trust these bitches, they will never catch me slippin'

I don't trust these bitches, they could never catch me slippin'

I don't trust these bitches, they will never catch me slippin'

They will never catch me slippin'

I don't trust these bitches, they will never catch me slippin'

I don't trust these bitches, they could never catch me slippin'

I don't trust these bitches, they will never catch me slippin'

They will never catch me slippin'


[Verse 2]

Ayo, I’m attached too, to the cash rules

'Bout to go nuts, niggas get their achoos to these cashews

Who you know that cool that they drip swagu?

And I’m here to stay like tattoos on statues

Check your mirror nigga, that’s the second time I passed you

Eating my gas fume, got me thinking like who gassed you

Your girl got gas too, she let me tackle for a dutch and a Snapple

Unless you decide to put on shackles

I’m that dude, fuck values, pump up the volume

All up in the cut, no alcohol, just mad boos

Tryin to find a pad to bring her back to like a tadpole

I'm that folk, got bad chicks that I feel bad for

Bruising to they back bones, lickin' up my cock tip

Down to do it all no matter what the synopsis is

All it takes is some exotic piff

They all unconscious, topless, exposing they crotch and shit


[Chorus]

I don't trust these bitches, they will never catch me slippin'

I don't trust these bitches, they could never catch me slippin'

I don't trust these bitches, they will never catch me slippin'

They will never catch me slippin'

I don't trust these bitches, they will never catch me slippin'

I don't trust these bitches, they could never catch me slippin'

I don't trust these bitches, they will never catch me slippin'

They will never catch me slippin'


[Bridge]

Ayo, It’s PE, leaving no hope for these hoes

We leaving no hopes for these hoes

My nigga Jay Steez leaving no hope for these hoes

Leaving no hope for these hoes

My nigga A-La $ole leaving no hope for these hoes

Leaving no hope for these hoes

My nigga Kirk Knight leaving no hope for these hoes

Leaving no hope for these hoes

My nigga CJ Fly leaving no hope for these hoes

Leaving no hope for these hoes

My nigga Pow P leaving no hope for these hoes

Leaving no hope for these hoes

My nigga Jay Lee leaving no hope for these hoes

Leaving no hope for these hoes

My nigga Dyem Lewis leaving no hope for these hoes

Leaving no hope for these hoes

Yeah, and you know (Yeah)


[Chorus]

I don't trust these bitches, they will never catch me slippin'

I don't trust these bitches, they could never catch me slippin'

I don't trust these bitches, they will never catch me slippin'

They will never catch me slippin'

I don't trust these bitches, they will never catch me slippin'

I don't trust these bitches, they could never catch me slippin'

I don't trust these bitches, they will never catch me slippin'

They will never catch me slippin'