[Intro]

It's the bitches that'll get yas

It's the bitches that'll get yas

It's the bitches that'll get yas

[Verse 1]

Hey, hey

Paid out my ass

Treat all my broads like trash

You'll catch a blast if you move too fast

I talk with class

You don't have to ask

Getting everything by flashin' cash

Fighting and stealing

Don't kill without feeling

So I win in the casino before they start dealing

All about respect and intellect

Only mess with the women that pick up the check

Two supermodels, one on each arm

One chick's brunette, the other was blonde

I heard their fathers had stocks and bonds

So I fucked 'em up and left 'em floatin' in a pond

Custom-made clothes from head to toe

Catch Joe at the fight sittin' in the first row

Everybody follows when I'm ready to go

No need to show off, they already know

[Chorus]

I'm a wise guy, I'm a wise guy

Lovely day in the neighborhood

Lovely day in the neighborhood

For a drive by

(It's the bitches that'll get yas)

For a drive by

Lovely day in the neighborhood

Lovely day in the neighborhood

For a drive by

(It's the bitches that'll get yas)

For a drive by

[Post-Chorus]

Hey I don't drive by

'Cause I'm a wise guy

I just stop by

With a couple of guys

And I take your eyes

'Cause I'm a wise guy

I'm a wise guy

[Verse 2]

A made man, fact like my ass is fat

Catch Joe in Bermuda, throwing 'em back

Sipping on Tequila with a straw hat

Put the prez on hold, tell him I'll call him back

Tow away zones? I don't get a ticket

Any crime committed, Pesci is acquitted

I'm a goodfella, I'll tell ya if I did it

Freak scenes with your wife last time I hit it

'Cause I'm more man than you'll ever be

And it was probably your wife in bed with me

When you see me you better look the other way

Double cross me you won't live to see another day

Got seven cars in my garage

A limousine with a TV and bar

I'm a star

Don't do blow and I don't sell crack

Stay alert, I got someone to whack

[Chorus]

I'm a wise guy, I'm a wise guy

Lovely day in the neighborhood

Lovely day in the neighborhood

For a drive by

(It's the bitches that'll get yas)

For a drive by

Lovely day in the neighborhood

Lovely day in the neighborhood

For a drive by

(It's the bitches that'll get yas)

For a drive by

[Post-Chorus]

I don't drive by

'Cause I'm a wise guy

I just stop by

With a couple of guys

And I take your eyes

'Cause I'm a wise guy

I'm a wise guy

[Verse 3]

Another day, another court case. It's okay

Somebody in the jury's got rent to pay

Can't see myself in a jail rotting

Plus I got lawyers that are better than Cochran

If there's a witness on tape that they play

Probably a broad that I used to lay

The last one to talk was never ever found

Got a call from downtown, put her in the ground

Her mother didn't like me, I never gave a fuck

Her brother didn't like me, I hit him with a truck

Her sister was a rip, everybody got a ride

Her father was a rat, so I buried him alive

If you talk to the cops and try to flee

Your car'll blow up when you turn the key

Don't cut a deal or have the case appealed

I keep my mouth shut and I never squeal

[Chorus]

I'm a wise guy, I'm a wise guy

Lovely day in the neighborhood

Lovely day in the neighborhood

For a drive by

(It's the bitches that'll get yas)

For a drive by

Lovely day in the neighborhood

Lovely day in the neighborhood

For a drive by

(It's the bitches that'll get yas)

For a drive by

[Post-Chorus]

I told you before, I don't drive by

I'm a wise guy

I just stop by

With a couple of guys

And I take your eyes

'Cause I'm a wise guy

I'm a wise guy

[Outro]

You got it motherfucker?

You got it motherfucker?

You got it motherfucker?

Go jump for joy, I'm the real McCoy

That's it motherfucker

I'm a wise guy

I'm a wise guy