Nine forty-five, a Friday night

I'm by myself in my apartment

And I'm feelin' alright

A little depressed but mostly alright

I call my sponsor, I kill a bug

I pour some Gordon's

Into my world's best best man mug

Oh how I love a novelty mug

I look out the window to admire the view

Of the window right across that you can see right through

I cross my shaking fingers as the moment nears

Then a light switches on and she appears

Naked Caucasian Girl, I do not know your name

Naked Caucasian Girl, I like you just the same

She walks around, totally free

You can tell that she's got guts

She struts so effortlessly

And delicately, she's so different from me

Whoa! I duck down quickly

Come up a drip

I don't want her to think that

I'm some perv on some voyeuristic trip

No no no, I take another sip

I promise I'm not looking out of carnal frustration

It's more I'm just observing, rapt in admiration

Oh, Naked Caucasian Girl, I know you're so pristine

Naked Caucasian Girl, you make me feel so clean

Oh, Naked Caucasian Girl, you show me what to do-o-o

N-n-n-Naked Caucasian Girl, wish I was just like yo-o-ou

Wish I was just like yo-o-ou

Oh oh oh-h oh-h oh-h oh-h, oh-oh-h

Oh oh oh-h oh-h oh-h oh-h, oh-oh-h

Oh oh oh-h oh-h oh-h oh-h, oh-oh-h

Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh

Leave my apartment

I walk across the street

I count the floors up to her window

Think that it's time that we meet

[Spoken]

Wait, how did I even get on the street?

Sneak in the building, attempt the stairs

A couple couples see me fall all over

But nobody cares!

No, no, nobody cares

Reach my destination

The eleventh floor

After a bit of trial and error

I arrive at her door

I knock, I'm hoping

I hear a lock, and it's open

Frightened Caucasian Girl

I'm looking at her face

I push into her place

I go to the window

Looking out and what do I see?

Myself just staring back at me

Naked Caucasian Girl, I wonder what you think

Naked Caucasian Girl, as I step off the brink

Oh, oh, oh, Naked Caucasian Girl, you'll never know my na-a-ame

N-n-n-Naked Caucasian Girl, your life will be the sa-a-ame

But I am not the sa-a-ame

But I am not the sa-a-ame

Oh oh oh-h oh-h oh-h oh-h, oh-oh-h

Oh oh oh-h oh-h oh-h oh-h, oh-oh-h

Oh oh oh-h oh-h oh-h oh-h, oh-oh-h

Oh oh, oh oh

Oh oh oh-h oh-h oh-h oh-h, oh-oh-h

Oh oh oh-h oh-h oh-h oh-h, oh-oh-h

Oh oh oh-h oh-h oh-h oh-h, oh-oh-h

Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh