MEAN ONE - Intellectual

[Verse 1: Linus]

I hop on this beat like I hop on reindeer, Comet

Cr-Creating new doodads in the lab with Wallace and Gromit

You can call this, a brand new premiere

I’m here to spread something but it isn’t cheer

I got a sleigh pulled by robot deer

I got a bag full of children’s tears

I'm a mean one, yuh

I'm a mean one

Ayy, I am the Grinch, opps stinky, need rinse

Christmas crackers, no Ritz, Yorkshire for the Brits

Stockings for bros in the sleigh, squad full of misfits

Shawty asked me to stay ‘round and hang, I ain’t talkin’ ornament

I get the bread, heard they askin’ bout some ginger, ayy

Pulllin’ up on Kringle, keep it snowing like December, ayy

I heard him down the chimney, so I’m filling it with cinder, ayy

That was a wise lesson, told me always keep my timber, ayy

All I want for Christmas is a new gold tooth

All I want for Christmas is a date with Cindy Loo, alright

Now I'm on the beat, and you know I never miss

I saw three spirits, welcome to Christmas

The money in the bag, now I'm feelin like Chris

I invented mistletoe, cause I got that rizz

Better watch your mouth, end up on the naughty list

All in one night, yeah we just do it

Turn your chimneys off, we dont wanna get lit

Run your milk and cookies or I'm gonna throw a fit

Then we stuff your stockings and we done with it

I don’t need a roice, all I do is sleigh

This job hard, we do it all in one day

We know when you’re sleeping, and we know when you’re awake

I'm a mean one, yuh

I'm a mean one

You thought I could smile, but I’m far too hostile

Haven’t bathed in a while, my stench is reviled