If the Devil Danced (In Empty Pockets)

By Joe Diffie

On A Thousand Winding Roads

Released on September 7, 1991

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[Verse 1]

Diablo Motors had a hell of a sale downtown yesterday

Word got around, no money down, take years and years to pay

When I got there, the lot was bare, but the salesman said, "Hold on

For a little cash, I got a two-tone Nash out behind my barn"


[Chorus]

If the devil danced in empty pockets

He'd have a ball in mine

With a nine-foot grand, a ten-piece band

And a twelve-girl chorus line

I'd raise some loot in a three-piece suit

Give him one dance for a dime

If the devil danced in empty pockets

He'd have a ball in mine


[Verse 2]

Well, he said, "Friend, it ain't the end, let's see what I can do

If you own a home, I've got a loan tailor-made for you"

Then above the racket, a voice in my jacket said, "I'll tote the note"

The devil made me do it, talked me into it, and that was all she wrote


[Chorus]

If the devil danced in empty pockets

He'd have a ball in mine

With a nine-foot grand, a ten-piece band

And a twelve-girl chorus line

I'd raise some loot in a three-piece suit

Give him one dance for a dime

If the devil danced in empty pockets

He'd have a ball in mine


[Bridge]

They say debt is a bottomless pit where the devil likes to play

I'd sell my soul to get out of this hole, but there'd be hell to pay


[Instrumental Break]


[Chorus]

If the devil danced in empty pockets

He'd have a ball in mine

With a nine-foot grand, a ten-piece band

And a twelve-girl chorus line

I'd raise some loot in a three-piece suit

Give him one dance for a dime

If the devil danced in empty pockets

He'd have a ball in mine