[Verse 1: MF DOOM]

Catch a throatful from the fire vocal

With ash and molten glass like I am Eyjafjallajökull

The volcano out of Iceland

He'll conquer and destroy the rap world like the white men

Learnt from a pro as a mentor

Started with a bird nest and burnt it to a cinder

That'll get the party kickin'

Plussed your little charred body smelted like chicken

As the dollar continues to lose momentum

He need land from murdered Indians to represent him

Gold is up, urgin' all thugs

Trade in y'all chains for cash and splurge it on drugs

A more secure investment

Food and water, a couple of gallons for your cutest daughter

And thank him as a Yankee fellow southerner

Don't forget the General rank – 'ello, guv'nor!

[Chorus: Samples + MF DOOM]

"'Ello, guv'nor?"

"'Ello, guv'nor"

'Ello, guv'nor!

["'Ello, guv'nor

Ha ha ha! Ah ha ha!]"(13579429)

[Verse 2: MF DOOM]

Vocals spill over like the rolling hills of Dover

Or the Gulf Oil Disaster if preferred you're after

Depends on your status or your stature

Whether you benefit from the prior or the latter-er

Get the fatter check split

And how much for a hundred-thousand tons of Corexit?

Sell the Chinese half-priced seafood

Prices like a real nice street dude

Who can knock the most dead birds out the sky

And then spread a lie and say he know why? Bet

Get the machine, blame it on the fireworks

Clean up, y'all know where to send the wire, jerks

Black teeth still snack on sweets

And get stacks with the qui mon grie

They use to sell CDs

Now they got fake weed

Seeds burning trees, it's potpourri

Buyer beware

Had to tell this one liar, "Sire, be fair"

At least untie her hair from the chair while I'm here

I hate plain Luvena, J.J. for Governor

[Chorus: Samples + MF DOOM]

"'Ello, guv'nor"

'Ello, guv'nor!

"'Ello, guv'nor"

[Outro: The Oblong Box sample, The Regular Show sample]

"You can leave on your mask

I don't mind

I like you as you are"

{*punch sound effect*}

"Ah! That will cost you extra!"

{*double slap sound effect*}

"Ah, haha"

"'Ello, guv'nor!"

"Ahhhh!"