[Verse 1: Jimmy Fallon]

He showed up on a motorcycle

Late on Christmas Eve

Says his name is Leon

But last year it was Steve

You don't know if he has a job

And you don't care to ask

He spends the evening in the corner

Sipping from a flask

[Chorus: Jimmy Fallon]

He's your weird cousin (Your weird cousin)

Who's so fricking weird

Your weird cousin (Your weird cousin)

He can't grow a beard

Your weird cousin (Your weird cousin)

Everybody has a weird cousin

Your weird cousin (Your weird cousin)

And you can't help but love him

[Verse 2: Jimmy Fallon]

He shows up on a moped

His hair is soaking wet

He needs to borrow money

'Cause he lost his in a horsеracing bet

He smells likе gasoline

Mixed with the county fair

Spends the evening trying to sell

The family Tupperware

[Chorus: Jimmy Fallon]

He's your weird cousin (Your weird cousin)

Who's so fricking strange

Your weird cousin (Your weird cousin)

Think he might have mange

Your weird cousin (Your weird cousin)

Everybody has a weird cousin

Your weird cousin (Your weird cousin)

And you can't help but love him

[Bridge: Jimmy Fallon]

Conspiracy theory time

The moon landing, it wasn't real, they staged it in L.A

He believes the FBI is really the CIA

The president's a lizard and so are all the royals

We should all wear pointy hats made of aluminum foil

[Chorus: Jimmy Fallon]

He's your weird cousin (Your weird cousin)

He's so fricking odd (So fricking odd)

Your weird cousin (Your weird cousin)

How are you even related? (How are we related?)

Your weird cousin (Your weird cousin)

If you don't have a weird cousin

I'm sorry it's true but look around the room

The weird cousin is you