[Intro]

My name is Jim E. Brown

I'm 19 years old

I suffer from various degenerative conditions and alcoholism

Welcome to my new album, entitled...

[Chorus]

Shame! Occupies my brain

Shame! Causes me such pain

Shame! Great sexual and relational dysfunction

Shame! Causes overconsumption

Shame! Makes me eat too much food

Shame! Makes me drink too much booze

Shame! Is all I am

Shame! I'm a disgusting man

[Verse 1]

I have a constant feeling of humiliation

Which creates a painful frustration

I always feel as if I've done something wrong

That's why I'm singing this song about...

[Chorus]

Shame! Inside my soul

Shame! Pours out of all my holes

Shame! Affects everything I do

Shame! Makes me feel so blue

Shame! Why was Linda cold-hearted?

Shame! We ended before we started

Shame! Is what this album is called

Shame! It's got fourteen songs

[Verse 2]

I have a constant feeling of humiliation

Which creates a painful frustration

And it affects every action I take

That's why I eat so many barm cakes

[Chorus]

Shame! My name is Jim E. Brown

Shame! And I'm feeling down

Shame! But please enjoy this new record

Shame! And if you could afford

Shame! Please buy some merch

Shame! If it doesn't hurt

Shame! So I can afford food and booze

Shame! I hope that's not rude

[Outro]

My name is Jim E. Brown

Please enjoy the rest of the songs on this album

And have a lovely evening