[Verse 1]

I'm a black pudding man, that's what I am

I like a black pudding in my brekky, I think it's proper sexy

I like a Spam fritter and gammon, eggs and chips

I like a sausage roll in brown sauce and a packet of crisps

I'm a black pudding man, that's what I am

[Chorus]

I like a black pudding in my hole, a pudding that's black as my soul

I like a pint and a sarnie but a black pudding won't harm me

Black pudding man, black pudding man

Black pudding man, that's what I am

[Verse 2]

I love a tuna and sweet corn pasta, I like a steak and kidney pie

I love a chicken and bacon pasta but it's black pudding until I die

I like a pint and a pie sarnie and a chicken and sweet corn sandwich

I like a pizza with minced beef, ham and sweet corn, I like a good gravy

I like proper stodge, I'm a black pudding man

[Chorus]

I like a black pudding in my hole, a pudding as black as my soul

I like a pint and a sarnie but a black pudding won't harm me

Black pudding man, black pudding man

Black pudding man, that's what I am