This Land - Intellectual

[Verse 1: George W. Bush]

This land is your land, this land is my land

I'm a Texas tiger, you're a liberal wiener

I'm a great crusader, you're a Herman Munster

This land will surely vote for me!

This land is your land, this land is my land

I'm an intellectual, you're a stupid dumbass

I'm a Purple Heart winner, and yes, it's true I won it thrice

This land will surely vote for me!

You have more waffles than a house of pancakes

You offer flip-flops, I offer tax breaks

You're a UN pussy, and yes, it's true that I kick ass! (Ha!)

This land will surely vote for me!

[Verse 4: John Kerry, Howard Dean]

You can't say nuclear, that really scares me

Sometimes a brain can come in quite handy

But it's not gonna help you because I won three Purple Hearts

This land will surely vote for me! (Yeaaahhh!)

[Verse 5: George Bush, John Kerry, Both]

You're a liberal sissy!

You're a right-wing nutjob!

You're a pinko commie!

You're dumb as a doorknob!

Hey, you got that botox!

But I still won three Purple Hearts!

This land will surely vote for me!

[Native American, Choir, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bill Clinton]

This land was my land

But now it's our land!

From California

To the New York islan-

What'd I do?

[George Bush, John Kerry, Both]

From the liberal wieners

To the right-wing nutjobs

This land belongs

This land belongs to you and me! (Hyah!)

Oh, and Dick Cheney too!