(Bush)

Yes, I’m comin’ back to serve a second term

This time I won the national elec-she-un!

Oh, thanks to you O-hi-a

And dear brother Jebedia

(Republicans)

We get four more years to rule in Washington!

(Californians)

Good God he’s comin’ back to serve a second term

(Kerry and Edwards)

We were hoping in ’04 we’d get a turn

(Democrats and Bush)

But we lost the vicious battle

Now they’re stuck without a paddle!

(Clinton)

Who will save us from con-ser-va-tiz-eum?- (SLAP)

(Bush)

I will stabalize Iraq in my second term

And I will amend the con-sti-tu-sheun

(Bush and rich people)

Then I’ll eliminate all the taxes

That are breakin; all our back-siz

And push for more pri-vat-i-za-she-un!

(International community)

We cannot believe he won a second term

(F*ench "person")

He destroyed the trans-atlantic alli-unce!

(Bush and Republicans)

Heck, I’ll extend a friendly offer

Barbeque and beers in Crawford!

Mending fences broken by pre-emp-she-un!

(Priest, Rabbi, and Imam)

We want peace on earth throughout his second term

(Soldiers)

We want Iraqis to have free elec-she-uns

(Bush)

There’s a beef here, let’s dispatch it

And bury that ol’ hatchet

Yes, we’ve been through stormy weather

Now it’s time to work together!

Gather round the ol’ chuck wagon

It’s a grand time we’ll be havin’

In the four years he has left in Wash-ing-ton!