So long, 2013

It's time to send you on your way

With your chaos in Egypt, drones in Pakistan

The spying NSA

A sequester and then a shutdown

Obamacare was finally here

Crack-smoking mayors, Carlos Danger

2013, what a year!

The Pope said, "Arrivederci!"

We decided it's okay for gays to wed

North West and then a royal baby

We really knocked 'em dead

New iPhones and Harlem Shaking

I got my twerkin' butt in gear (Skank!)

My empire grew bigger, I said ******

2013, what a year!

Hey, what's the hold up? I'm a TV actor

Well, I'm a rockstar

I transformed a nation!

Show-off!

Blockbuster, Batkid, Grand Theft Auto

And the fox said, "FRA-KA-KA-KA-KOW-KOW-KOW!"

Floods and typhoons and twisters

They filled us all with dread and fear

There was way more than we can even say

Now it's the end (Amen!)

2013, what a year! (FRA-KA-KA-KA-KA-KA-KA-KA-KA-KA!)