Global warming, terrorists, oil prices, Michael Vick

Al Gonzales, Lindsay's blow, Dennis saw a UFO

Baby toys, poison lead, Rudy, Mitt, McCain and Fred

Clinton, Edwards, and Barack; Darfur, Iraq

Don's Nappy-Headed Hoes, coverage of Anna Nicole

Blackwater USA, Britney at the VMA

In 2007, Barry got indicted, Malibu ignited

In 2007, humans went insane, they built a big-ass plane!

Bob quit, Rove rapped, OJ took his crap back

Pakistan, Al-Assad, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Beauty Queen, beef recall, Senators in bathroom stalls

There's trouble everywhere worldwide, but let's look on the bright side!

Facebook, Red Sox, Halo 3 for XBox

Awesomе gaming on the Wii, Marty won one finally!

Another babе for Ang' and Brad, so much good among the bad

Knut, the cub, safe at home, Steve Jobs invented iPhone

In 2007, there was famine, fire, don't forget Sanjaya!

In 2007, things were far from great, but there's still '08! (Still '08!)