[Verse 1]

You're a prep and that's a fact

Originality you've always lacked

I can see right through your act

[Chorus]

You're a preppy, a preppy

You're so fucking lame, you all look the same

[Verse 2]

Topsiders, alligators, Calvin Klein jeans

Argyle socks, you look real keen

That's not your life, man, it's Pierre Cardin's

[Chorus]

You're a preppy, a preppy

Think you're real hot, but you're not

[Verse 3]

Of all the preppies I've been shown

I've seen something you've always known

Underneath the alligators is a fucking clone

[Chorus]

You're a preppy, a preppy

By any other name, you'd still be the same