[Verse 1]

I hate Johnny D

He's such a fucking geek

Playing all that lame shit

Trying for a new wave hit

[Chorus]

You're lame, phoenix is tame

You suck, my life's a rut

Go die, you're why

We know, you fucked beardo

[Verse 2]

I hate Clyde Geek

Stupid bar where kickers meet

Now he's gone country too

Dog dick face, we hate you

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]

I hate fucked Merlins

Cover bands that get girls in

Jetson boys, you aging dicks

Go to HB and see who kicks

[Verse 3]

I hated K-15

New wave fonzies, think I'm mean

Playing all that lame shit

Time a new wave hey

[Chorus]

[Outro]

Johnny D, Clydes, Merlins

Go die