All along the icy wastes there are faces smiling in the gloom

Roll up roll down, Feeling unwound? Step into the viewing room

The cameras were all around. We've got you taped; you're in the play

Here's your I.D. (Ideal for identifying one and all)

Invest your life in the memory bank; ours the interest and we thank you

The ice-cream lady wets her drawers, to see you in the passion play

Take the prize for instant pleasure

Captain of the cricket team

Public speaking in all weathers

A knighthood from a queen