Mario Party - Intellectual

[Intro]

I'm just like Mario if I'm hoppin' on dat ass

Yoshi! Eff you miss Daisy, You're a princess but I'll pass

If you don't see...

While your nephew's eating

You can come up in this room

And we can go and rescue peaches

[Chorus]

It's about to be a party in here

It's about to be a Mario party in here

And girl you're second player

We ain't using no controller, no Nintendo

Just We(Wii) got that...and that...

Girl whatever you need

It's about to be a party in here

It's about to be a Mario party in here

And girl you're second player

We ain't using no controller, no Nintendo

Just We(Wii) got that...and that...

Girl whatever you need

[Verse 1]

Uh huh, uh huh

Is it Jet 2 the random? Yes

Put her in the game, let her play with the DS

No entiendo on Nintendo, but she goes in with the PS3, yes

Uh..run it back, uh..wait

Run it back; girl press reset

Hop up on Mushroom castle, girl I wanna battle

I wanna see you, me v.s...yeah

Her difficulty level got me harder than a meteor

Was soft as Charmin Ultra

Now my graph is looking linear

All because I looked across her chest like L.A. city shirts

Now we're playing dodgeball, but I'm Ben Stillear (Stiller)

Tower on that thingy

I know you expected me to go Bowser on your body

When I search it like a browser, wowsers

Stretch it like a slinky, hey everyone knows it's slinky

Searching for that pink thing

Found it Princess Peachy

[Chorus]

It's about to be a party in here

It's about to be a Mario party in here

And girl you're second player

We ain't using no controller, no Nintendo

Just We(Wii) got that...and that...

Girl whatever you need

It's about to be a party in here

It's about to be a Mario party in here

And girl you're second player

We ain't using no controller, no Nintendo

Just We(Wii) got that...and that...

Girl whatever you need

[Verse 2]

Now that I got you out your shell like a Koopa Troopa

Hop up on the dizzy like a Goomba

Put you on a cloud like Lakitu, Boo-ya

Put different levels on it, I beat it where it don't hurt

And I'm tryin' to see what your Toadsworth

I treat it like it's me, a green light, Luigi

Gotta find the pieces to your clothes first

Take it off, miss Rosalina

Let me have a feast in your galaxy

Super Smash Bros, baby no arena

This is the Legend of Zelda

Can I put this sword in your link is what I tell her

Ink up, Link up when I jump in the pelvis

Puddy on Mark, I'm feeling like I'm 'bout to melt up

Girl let it burn, can't fight the feeling

Gotta take away the pain like a Vicodin is

When we connect like a hyphen's in it

Got you feeling like Paris when I fill in it, go

When I feel in it, got you feeling like Paris when Eiffel in it

I can beat the whole game if I'm feeling it

I'll be jumping down your levels when the pipe is in it

[Chorus]

It's about to be a party in here

It's about to be a Mario party in here

And girl you're second player

We ain't using no controller, no Nintendo

Just We(Wii) got that...and that...

Girl whatever you need

It's about to be a party in here

It's about to be a Mario party in here

And girl you're second player

We ain't using no controller, no Nintendo

Just We(Wii) got that...and that...

Girl whatever you need

[Outro]

Uh Uh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh

Tell me can you see me in Mario Party?

Cut the game on

Uh Uh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh