[Intro]
Fuck that love shit
What beat is this again? Birdman?
Like real talk, shout out to Soulja Boy
He like my favorite rapper, nigga, nigga
Nigga, don't tell nobody, nigga, nigga
[Hook]
Watch me, wa-watch me, watch me, wa-watch me do that Soulja man
Watch me, wa-watch me, watch me, wa-watch me do that soda can
Well not really the soda can... no homo man
Watch me, wa-watch me, watch me
[Verse 1]
Bitch, I spit that swine flu
Where the fuck the bird go?
I can do a Scorpio make her feel like a Virgo
Get in her horizons, turn her upsides vertical
Insides out, spill green shit, Kermit ho
Watch her birdwalk, hit the pussy now she pigeon toed
The shit is on point like a sharp set of pinnacles
All I need is a box of Mike & Ike's and I'm in the zone
A nigga never shaded, but I spit that window tinted flow
Tell her give me neck like I'm hanging off a pendant, ho
And women are deceitful, I don't trust them independent hoes
Really don't wanna say it, but I spit it how the bitches like it
Whatever it takes for a niggie to get them panty hose
Only give a fuck about a few I ain't fucked yet
Majority of 'em seem to get crazy when you touch checks
Never could tie me down, but always seem to want that tux sex
Begging me can I come over 'fore I even nut yet
Chief in this bitch like the Florida Seminoles do it
She just wanna get me off and fill her with seminal fluid
Ooh, girl you nasty. She just pretend to be cool
And her walls are just a wall 'til I'm actually sending him through it
[Verse 2]
I'm kiddin', nigga
I don't even know nothin' 'bout that though
I'm just a goofy ass goof troop nigga
Put it in her mouth, I mouth that ho
No, I'm just joking, mutha fucka, all jokes
Or am I serious? Put a bitch on all fours
Let her suck on my slope, Y-M-X Plus B
Fuck her like a nigga just popped a ecstasy
J-E-T-double T double U, make her feel like a double date
Blow me like excess weed
Turn her ice cream pussy to vanilla shake
Hit it until the lead will break
Sweaty from the sex next week
That means I didn't even do it yet
A nigga havin' movie sex, call it Final Fantasy
And even when I fantasize, she already feel me though
Drill her, yo. Nigga get head like a penny, yo
Do it for the city, yo
I don't even really know
T-L-C, never fuck with a silly ho
Nigga, no, get up in the puddy, then I giddy go
Hit the shit, film the shit, put it in a video
Nigga got a sweet tooth for the kitty cat
Put it in my face, move it back, nigga Scooby snack
Little Tweety, muh fuck, I saw the puddy cat
Slide right in, now I'm feeling like a booby trap
Take it off the shelf, mutha fucka never put it back
Hit it in the trunk, blow the engine like the hood and back
Take it to the hood and back, one time for a nigga
Pussy like Goldilocks, jump up in the porridge nigga
Leak it over, leave it pouring nigga
Like her water broke, baby born, nigga
I'm kidding, of course my nigga
I stick to the puddy like the chord my nigga
[Bridge]
I buss that pussy open like a fuckin' fortune cookie
Buss that pussy open like a fuckin' fortune cookie
Put my tongue in it and I wonder what my fortune would be
Just buss that pussy open like a fuckin' fortune cookie!
[Verse 3]
It's J...E-double T, double U-O
And a nigga so fresh like I'm covered in soap
Even when a nigga not fresh though
Still spit heat, nigga no hot breath though
Haters throw salt, nigga I am not pretzels
Fuck them bitches with a condom, no V.D
Y'all see me, he beating this beat up
Drum on the bitches like Marquis Veasey
Holla at my niggie though, spit that little kiddie flow
Have you ever seen a niggie drown in a mini-boat?
That's my little niggie from the S.D
Drop the "T" in STD if you didn't know
This is a Soulja Boy beat
And I'm painting perfect pictures on my polaroid sheeit
I mean sheet... I mean, aww fuck it never mind me
Just hop on the broomstick, Hermione
See in my mind, I'm on a island breeze
With a little beige thang drinking China Tea
Jet 2 and I don't fuck around
I'm so fly even when I touch her down, she is upward bound