[Intro]

Uh

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, ha

(Jet 2 whussaap!)

[Verse]

Jet 2 Da Random, sign is a Scorpio

Hit them hoes, leave they body stiff like Pinocchio

And I'm on that ass; Pampers

Dick like a handgun

You can get three shots, free throws, and 1, nigga

I wake up in the morning with my man up

Swagger always on, I ain't gotta turn my swag up

Even if I turn my swag down, nigga that shit is high as fuck

Nigga, that shit is fly as fuck; fly right into virg-i-nia

Oops, I mean Virginia, Jet 2 be sayin' silly stuff

I'm on an island, y'all niggas is-land like Gilligan

I am worth a million, million-millions

I am every single fuckin' sentence; period

Pussy cat, billy club it a thousand times; millennium

Put her on my periodic table like Beryllium

I am a gori-ll-i-a; just like Magill-i-a

I'm Cruella de Vil, you're just purella pomin-i-a

Bitch, I'm affiliated with the mirr-i-or

These rappers are silly, but I am much sillier

Niggie, I'm so evil that I have no fear

'Cause the whole world love me, nigga; Jet 2-philia

Related to the galaxy, universe familia

The ladies see me in the air, oh how I look familiar

Hit 'em with the pipeline and make them hoes wine like Sommelier

These niggas is pussy, pump it up like a cheerleader

I'm a pussy nigga, 'cause you are what you eat and her

Pussy is my dinn-i-er; in my mind, I'm eating her

All my old lady teach-i-ers; in my mind, I'm eating her

'Cause they used to look good to me, no di-disresp-ilier

Please don't get offen-di-er

In her dreams; I'm cute, but in real life she say' I'm dreamier

'Cause my life is a dream-i-er

Welcome to my vid-i-er; "hellur," like Made-e-er

I will fuck them bitches, put they pussy on a billiard

They can never get-i-er if Jet 2 had it

And if she's my Queen, I leave her ass with a pool palace, nigga

Keri He-li-er, I bet I meet her when I'm eating her

One day I will do her, I will pull her out my T.V.-i-er

You could B-E-T me her, I bet she look prettier

In real li-v-i-er, she gon' need Aleve when she leave

But she will never leave, 'cause I will TiVo her

I'm a battery, I pump her pussy like a 3-Volt-er

Haha, how could you niggas ever take me seri-er

"Everbody die, pyum pyum," Kevin He-li-er

My dick is a quarterback, the ladies are recei-vi-ers

And I catch it all on tape like the VC'R

I am b-e-t-t-er than most people that do this

'Cause my style's so versatile

I could spit it smart, or spit it stupid

Here's my super half, you've just witnessed my stupid half

I am Superman in the booth, and, and

Every single time that I do this, I am so ruthless, damn

Snoopy, man I'm the uncle to you birdies like Toucan Sam

Get up off my knots, you tubes are fallopians

Get your lady wetter than bazooka Super Soakers, then

Get my jet too, and hydroplane while she soakin', damn

Gingerbread, I could slip slick or slow-poke her, and

Leave her ass with a hunchback like Notre Dame

I will Quasimodo her, especially if she mow the grass

Kick her shoes off, touch back, end-zone her ass

Nigga! And ladies are just yachts, I leave 'em ocean-in

And I'm hoppin' all up in that yacht; I'm feelin' motion sick

I ain't good with boats, but I definitely can float in it

I am Superman, you know a niggie super soakin' it

I buy her a diamond chain so bright it had a freeze tag

Jet 2 paper, her kicks are shoemakers, nigga

Bubble gum, bubble gum in a dish

How many times do you want me to li-li-li-li-li-li-li-li-li-li-li-li

Li-li-li-li-lick it

I just might do it so fast that I will get a speeding ticket

Ms., I'm on a mission I will not ask you permission

I'll just whip it standin' up with a seat-belt, better click it

Uh, girl just give me a minute

I won't take that long unless you want me back in it

I promise I will get you off faster than I di-id

I promise I will get you off faster than I di-id

That means twice, or two times faster, or

Two times faster than twice, you fastard

I'm a faster, I'm the master of my flow

I don't know, I don't know, I just don't

I just don't fuckin' know

Shout-out to Nashawn, she said that when she was rappin'

She was like, like, like, like, like

You can tell a nigga bullshittin'

Around the end, around the end

A nigga bull, bull, bull