Released on May 7, 2011

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[Intro]

Truth hurts, truth heals

This is the truth hurting and healing right here


[Verse 1]

So I decided all I need is this computer and this microphone

I'm wearing Vans, dude, I can't afford no Nikes, bro

Don't sleep around but if I'd like I could have nighty hoes

But if I fall in love with one, afraid I might propose

Some girls get known for being the baddest

While others tryna update relationship status

Some get jealous, always wonder like Alice

Others understand the bigger picture, something like atlas

I'm a star in some of their eyes, something like Dallas

Other ones wouldn't know if I was a prince with a palace

The starry-eyed girl wants to watch me at practice

The other one calls me a "faggot" when I tell her I'm rappin'

I tell the one who likes me you never know what could happen

While the other one is right there in my face just laughing

Starry-eyed Shay likes my raps and tats and my hair and my hats

Got stupid Sydney asking "wait, are you for real?"

With her tone sarcastic

Shay's ready to play if I rapped in plastic

The only problem is Shay got me halfway flaccid

While Sydney got me lagging, I'm replying like faxes

Sydney is too indie with her vintage fashion

Listens to old records, if it's vinyl, she has it

Shay, by the way has pretty nice ass

And it happens that I have fucking habit of grabbing

But Sydney, holy fuck, yeah you should see Sydney

Not just ass but also titties

Yeah, the whole damn package

Shay likes me

She thinks my life is lavish and

If I had a world for Sydney she would never ever have it

Shay blushes over me while

Face all radish while

Syd could give a fuck if I had green like salad, look


[Chorus]

Stuck chit-chatting with two opposite girls

Man I'm living in two out of the world

Stuck chit-chatting with two opposite girls

Man I'm living in two out of the world


[Verse 2]

Look, I don't ever want fan to be my fucking girlfriend

It's nice to be recognized for my hustle working

Shay says me all my sleepless nights are fucking worth it

Sydney says me to give up and it is all but worthless

I'm broke and I know that I'm supposed to purchase, watches and nice purses

These things are urgent

Shay, wants me to save her like the pastors sermon

Sydney says I can't like a church of virgins

Every time I try to talk to her it makes me nervous

Type out all my sentences in 3 different versions

Making sure i use the right words in all my verses

That I write about how i'll nurture her like nurses

It always ends up me against her, versus

Shay is searching for my heart, surgeon

And Sydney could care less if we ever meet in person

I'm not upset but annoyed and in a way I'm hurting

'Cause I'm falling hard for Sydney but with Shay I'm barely flirting

And Shay looks okay on the surface but I can see Sydney's heart in the president suburban

Windows tinted, double limo in the city steady swervin'

Shay treats me like I'm royal like my first name was Turkish

But Sydney thinks I'm crazy, I should join the fucking circus

Because of her I hardly sleep for the reasons that is certain

She's a witch and a bitch got me under all her curses

Shay knows my middle name but I couldn't tell you what hers is

I'm on the internet on Sydney's blog always lurking

Pictures of her surfing

And you know what the worst is

She knows I hate the ocean, yeah, fuck those sea urchins

Shay leave me alone

Yes, I know you like my version of "Drug Baby" acoustic but I wrote that shit on purpose

Yeah, see, I wrote it about about Sydney

You wanna know what the worst is?

I wrote it about Sydney

I love her, I think that she is perfect


[Chorus]

Stuck chit-chatting with two opposite girls

Man I'm living in two out of the world

Stuck chit-chatting with two opposite girls

Man I'm living in two out of the world