[Georges, spoken]

I want you to pick up that piece of toast like a man!

(sung)

Think of this as masculine toast

And masculine butter

Ready for spreading by a masculine hand

Pick up that knife and make believe it's a machete

It'll take all your strength and steady nerves

For hacking your way through the cherry preserves

Think of John Wayne and Jean-Paul Belmundo

Think of the Legionnaires and Charlemagne's men

So like a stevedore, you'll grab your cup

And if God forbid that your pinky pops up

You can climb back up the mountain once again

[Albin, spoken]

Listen to that...

[Georges]

Oh, about that voice of yours

(sung)

Grunt like an ape and growl like a tiger

Give us a roaring, snoring masculine laugh!

[Albin]

Ah ha ha ha ha!

[Georges]

Try to remember that John Wayne was not soprano

Try making it rough and gruff and low

[Albin]

Ha ha

[Georges]

Try more a John Wayne and less Brigitte Bardot!

[Renaud]

Think of De Gaulle and think of Rasputin

[Mme. Rnaud]

Think like a Daniel marching into the den

[Georges]

While trying to join the burly brutes

If you forget that your nylons are under your boots

You can climb back up the mountain once again

[All]

Think Genghis Khan (Think!)

And Taras Bulba (Think! Think!)

Think of Attila's Huns and Robin Hood's men (Hup! Hup!)

Try not to weaken or collapse

If they discover the pantyhose under your chaps

You can climb back up the mountain once again

Whoah, yeah!