Released on January 1, 1964

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[CORNELIUS & BARNABY]

Yes, New York

It's really us

Barnaby and Cornelius


[IRENE & MINNIE]

All the guests of Mr. Hackl are

Feelin' great and look spectacular


[ALL]

What a knack

There is to that

Acting like a born aristocrat

We got elegance

If you ain't got elegance

You can never ever carry it off


[CORNELIUS]

All who are

Well-bred agree

Minnie Fay

Has pedigree


[IRENE]

Exercise your wildest whims tonight

We are out with diamond Jims tonight


[MINNIE]

Could they be

Misleading us?


[CORNELIUS & BARNABY]

Silver spoons were used for feeding us

We got elegance

If you ain't got elegance


[ALL]

You can never ever carry it off


Middle class

Don't speak of it

Savoir faire

We reek of it

Some were born with rags and patches but

We use dollar bills for matches and


[MINNIE]

Vanderbilt

Kowtows to us


[CORNELIUS]

J.P. Morgan scrapes and bows to us


[ALL]

We've got elegance

We were born with elegance


[CORNELIUS]

Have you noticed when I hold my cup

The saucer never moves?


[IRENE]

And the way I keep my pinky up

Indubitably proves


[ALL]

That we got elegance

We've got built in elegance

And with elegance

We'll carry it off!

“All the guests of Mr. Hackl are Feelin’ great and look spectacular”
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“Spectacular” is here pronounced “spec-ta-ca-lar,” a verbal mangling that was a trademark of songwriter Bob Merrill, often identified as a ghostwriter for this song.

“Kowtows”
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To act in a subservient manner, or a type of bowing in Chinese customs.

“Diamond Jims”
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James Buchanan Brady (1856 – 1917) was an American businessman, financier and philanthropist of the Gilded Age. He was known as “Diamond Jim” for collecting gemstones.

“J.P. Morgan”
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John Pierpont Morgan Sr. (1837 – 1913) was an American financier and banker known for founding the banking firm J. P. Morgan & Co.

“Acting like a born aristocrat We got elegance If you ain’t got elegance You can never ever carry it off”
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The developments in England during the Victorian age led to massive revolutions in industry, one of the effects of which was that some became massively wealthy in a matter of decades.

The response of the declining landed aristocracy and the rise of these captains of industry led to those old aristocrats, “old money”, to cling ever tighter to power and exclusivity. Customs and upbringing became demarcations of class, in a way that if you weren’t “upper class”, you’ll never be, no matter how wealthy you are.

Now, why is this important? It’s because humans aren’t social creatures by webs, but by circles. Rich associate with rich, the upper class won’t socialize with those that they consider “inferior”, and as the change was gradual, eventually new money, even in America, assimilated slowly into this old money culture. Old money brought with it certain privileges: connections. In terms of love, there was still a sort of sacrilege to the rich marrying downwards. Social mobility wasn’t really a thing until the 20th century.

We won’t mention how ironically, America never really had much of a landed aristocracy, but American Tycoons who wanted to imitate their English and French cousins did well in keeping their own circles tightly controlled. I will note that “self-made man” was a insult for a good portion of the 20th century.