[Woman]

Mmm, I am so bored right now

Ooh, I should call Jermaine

And tell him to come pick me up in the Bentley

And take us to the airport

So we can fly in his private jet to Paris

And I could pick up these shoes I saw the other day on the way to the spot

*record scratch*

[Wanda Sykes]

Bitch, you ain't bored

You out your damn mind

Jermaine ain't pickin' you up and flyin' yo' ass nowhere to pick up some shoes

I'll tell you what

You better pick yourself up and run down to Payless

And get those shoes you saw on the way to the check cashing joint

Oh, this bitch is too funny

I suppose you think that can of grape soda you drinkin' is a glass of Cristal, too

Next thing you know

You gon' tell me Lil Bow Wow gonna pick you up in his big wheel

And to all you other day dreamers out there

Wake the fuck up