PS2 CONTROLLER - Intellectual

[Intro]

Yo, Outlook on the beat

This is how you make a PS2

And control it, yeah

This is how you make a PS3

On the PSP

LeBron James hairline

Eat a bluebird, eat a bluebird on LeBron James hairline

Mm, do you like my car

The way it drive on the road?

Ah, do you like my car

The way it slommy on the road?

I'm like, "Hi, I'm brown"

Contradicts way too slow

37 seconds in (Y-Y-Yo)

Check that shit

I'm not lyin', I'm not Chris

[Chorus]

PS2 controller, play with Patrick's balls

[Verse 1]

I like takin' shits on Monday at 3:30 PM 'cause it's a fun day

I like Monday, I am not Garfield, I like Mondays

It's a fun day, let's party in a Monday

Nugget, it's a Tuesday

Your mom drinks Kool-Aid

Your dad is a pool grade cleaning product

It's a new day

I wanna play PS2 game on the train

But they don't like it 'cause my PS2 got AIDS

And my friends are a pack so we pull up with a toy

And we under ten, so we play with the fuckin' toy

If we eighteen, we play with our large cocks (Chicken)

If we fifty, cobalt.tool on my block (Minecraft)

[Verse 2]

If we 75, we go eat a pie

Eat a dick, 'cause you a dick

Word too, we just made Excel 2

My systems setting's big

Gmail Outlook kinda big

Do you know what else is big?

I don't know, go fig'

Firefox is a browser

Fun fact: la you

Liam, guys, we really tried

Do you like my eyes?

I can't see, this doesn't rhyme

"Wongo, where you been?"

Sometimes we feel pain

JPEG reference, JPEG, yay

(Oh fuck)

Me and you play games

PolyStation, Dr. Perky (Yah)

When the last time we met

Wii U, Wii, I DSi (Uh)

You gon' make me weep and cry (Uh)

We gon make you seek and fly (Uh)

On the ski, comes with a Wii, makes mii (Yo, yeah)

You free?

20, please

I'ma go and take a pee

You going to take a ski

I'm going to be free

When I take a pee pee

This doesn't rhyme

I am makin' shit up on the fly

I am going to improvise

[Verse 3]

I wake up slow with my eyes

Another day, I eat pie

Coffee brews, I take a seat

Inbox full, aw

Scroll some junk

Swipe away (Ayy, ayy)

Spam keeps comin' every day

I am going to take a day off from work

This shit sucks and it isn't a verse

Notification blocks my screen

100 emails in between

This verse really isn't that fuckin' good, you know?

I'm just not gonna fuckin' do it anymore

I'm gonna do my own shit

'Cause "PS2 controller, play with Patrick's balls" is a better line

It's a better fuckin' verse than all the shit on this album

If you know what I mean, you can have a flower

[Chorus]

PS2 controller, play with Patrick's balls

PS2 controller, play with Patrick's balls (Ba-Ba-Balls)

PS2 controller, play with Patrick's balls

Ps2 controller, play with Patrick's balls

PS2 controller, play with Patrick's balls