[Verse]

Bailey is my doggo (Ayy!)

He is really frickin' pogo (Ayy!)

Bailey is our God (Ayy!)

As I said, he is pretty pog (Ayy!)

As I said, his snoring is so loud (Ayy!)

But he's just so proud (Ayy!)

He cost 800 quid (Ayy!)

But I'm glad I placed that bid (Ayy!)

His ears are so soft (Ayy!)

I live in the loft (Ayy!)

He's so photogenic (Ayy!)

I can't comprehend it (Ayy!)

He loves chicken too much (Ayy!)

The second he sees it, it's just gone (Ayy!)

All the way down to the bone (Ayy!)

This is my doggo, he is pretty pogo

[Outro]

Ayy!

That was crazy (Wahh!)

Wahhhh!

WAAHHHH!

Yes

Ok, that's, that's—

Excuse me, why the frick, uh, crispy

Ahh!

Why the frick is there carpet in the toilet?!

Carpet in the toilet?!

Ahh!

But none in my bedroom?!

Toilet, bedroom

Carpet, no carpet

Ahhh!