[JEREMY]

Two maidens were stealing

[IAN]

A gig from two kind men

[JEREMY]

Whose singing was magic

[IAN]

They were both so handsome

[JEREMY, spoken]

How did you get to be so good-looking?

[IAN, spoken]

Genetics

[JEREMY, spoken]

Ah!

(sung)

One girl fair and pretty

[IAN]

And one a dark beauty

[JEREMY]

One wearing orange

[IAN]

And one...

(spoken)

Well, you know perfectly well nothing rhymes with orange

[JEREMY & IAN]

Hear the song you belong

With the lads like us

Hear the song you belong

[JEREMY]

You belong

[JEREMY & IAN]

You belong

With lads like us

[JEREMY]

Double vision!

We arе both so charming

[IAN]

That we know you will love us

[JEREMY]

I could look so disarming

[IAN]

And our style is a

[JEREMY & IAN]

Big, big plus

[IAN]

Yеah

[JEREMY & IAN]

Hear the song you belong

With the lads like us

Feel so strong, you belong

You belong

You belong

[JEREMY]

Woah, you belong

[IAN]

Ooh, you belong

[JEREMY]

Oh, you belong

[IAN]

Ah

[JEREMY & IAN]

With lads like us