Juggling Chainsaws

By Jelly Roll

On Whiskey Sessions II

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Good to go, locked and load

It's good for the soul like that rock 'n' roll

The whistle blows, the crowd explodes

It's just another day, this is how it goes

Fat Man Jones and that old school Caddy

Bitches used to hate me now they call me Daddy

Gave me a chance and I rocked the shit

I'm on that ol' Kid Rock, find a spot to pimp

Now I'm ridin' down Sunset, lookin' for a young bitch

Lookin' for a bad bitch to do a couple tongue tricks

Guys that I run with, came from the slums with

I used to be a nobody, now they say I run shit

I grew up on 8 Ball and MJG

Old Bugg B and the late Pimp C

Real southern boy, I grew up in Tennessee

Three 6 Mafia helped to raise me

I'm jugglin' chainsaws, I'm trudgin' through deep swamps

This train it won't stop, oh no

I'm workin' it so hard, I'm down by law

I'm jugglin' chainsaws, oh no

I'm jugglin' chainsaws

I'm jugglin' chainsaws

I'm jugglin' chainsaws

Growin' up, nobody bеlieved in me

I'm country as cornbrеad, beans and greens

Cops pull up then we flee the scene

This for the girls in high school that was mean to me

Game done changed baby, better hustle up

Chips on the table baby, better double up

Seatbelt on girl, better buckle up

'Cause this far goes fast girl, burnin' rubber up

It's cold out here baby, better bundle up

And this for the critic bet this'll shut 'em up

They say I'm chopped liver, I guess I should cut 'em up

But if it's a problem, then we can knuckle up

Bet 'cha I'ma fuck 'em up 'cause I know I go harder

Man I'm faded like I just left the barber

Real white trash, I ain't graduate Harvard

And I'm here now like "Hey Ms. Parker"

I'm jugglin' chainsaws, I'm trudgin' through deep swamps

This train it won't stop, oh no

I'm workin' it so hard, I'm down by law

I'm jugglin' chainsaws, oh no

I'm jugglin' chainsaws

I'm jugglin' chainsaws

I'm jugglin' chainsaws

Twenty three years old, super cold

Thick like a bronco, super bowl

Man I'm super high, super blowed

Girl, tell me what 'chu really doin' though

We can ride out, we can slide out

We can take it back to the room or back to my house

What 'chu got goin' on, lemme find out

There's a flag on the play baby time out

C'mon now, let's do it, let's do it

Work all day, at night we act foolish

Three hundred fifty pounds make it hard to miss me

Standing at the bar takin' shots of whiskey

One shot, two shot, three shot, four

Four shot, three shot, two shot, floor

Never met a man like me I'm sure

The game's missin' somethin' and I'm the cure!

I'm jugglin' chainsaws, I'm trudgin' through deep swamps

This train it won't stop, oh no

I'm workin' it so hard, I'm down by law

I'm jugglin' chainsaws, oh no

I'm jugglin' chainsaws

I'm jugglin' chainsaws

I'm jugglin' chainsaws