Tiny Butt - Intellectual

[Intro]

(I used to feel insecure about my physical appearance

But then I suddenly realized

All I need to do is love myself)

Damn, boy, look at that butt

Look at it wiggling, look at it strut

You could go to prison for a booty like that

So criminally small and illicitly flat

Wearing chinos, leggings, jeans that you're clad in

Hot pants, jeggings, the pants of Alladin

Tights, flares, trousers of satin:

So many clothes for this butt to look bad in

Damn, that ass is tiny

Such a microscopic heiny

An inferior posterior

A seriously minuscule derriere

Come on boy, tell me how you do it

I got a telescope and I'm looking right through it

But I still can't see it, you better start tellin' us

How your gluteus is so damn minimus

(Just a skinny tall guy with a tiny butt

You can look, but you shouldn't touch

'Cause it's dangerously thin

So think that if you touch it

You're gonna walk away with a papеr cut

OW!)

Damn. boy. look at that butt

I'm shook when I'm lookin' at this booty paradox

'Cause the spacе that it's got ain't a hell of a lot

All I see is the space where the booty is not

I've seen a few asses that just won't quit

But your butt's in a state of permanent rest

And I've seen a few people with booty for days

But your booty's for twenty-two minutes at best