Everything is fucked

It's a flaming catastrophe

Not a single thing is how it's supposed to be

I'm dead behind the eyes, dead behind the eyes

But somehow also crippled with anxiety

So tell me professor

How can I keep these feelings at bay?

I'm feeling the pressure

There must be some way I can make change

Why not move planets?

That’s quite a trip

Maybe I'll try it

Everything is cool

It's a shining utopia

Martian harvest so beautiful and copious

I live a perfect life, live a perfect life

So why do I still feel so fucking anxious?

(Aah!)

Oh maybe I'm hungry

Maybe I need all the aliens' grain

Feels good to be angry

I just need to vent a bit more pain

Maybe I'll just become

Planetary overlord

I quite like the sound of

Total dominion

I may have gone overboard

But fuck it

It's all mine now

I'm Lord Emu

[Outro]

Clap along if you feel like happiness is for you

Clap along if you feel Lord Emu is the truth

Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do

Clap along if you feel like you’ll die if you don't, a-shoo-ba-dee-doo

Clap along if you feel like happiness is for you

Clap along if you feel Lord Emu is the truth

Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do

Clap along if you feel like you'll die if you don't, a-shoo-ba-dee-doo

[Fade out]

If people would just know that we're not forced into this in any way

It's, you know, our own choosing to do it and I'm really happy that I made this choice

Because there was a lot of things kinda working against me not to, I'm sure

I mean, I know there was. People in the world who thought that I had completely lost my marbles. They're now right *laughs*