Hello Kitty - Intellectual

[Intro]

Hello Hello, Kitty, hello, dear friend

Your smile is pretty like a flower that's in bloom

Love is in your heart, and sings a happy tune

Hello, Hello Kitty, play with us today

Hello Kitty says you can never have too many—

Friends well bitch, I've got none

No one's no fun, they all think I'm dumb

Rotting away in my party of one

And I honestly can't tell you the last time I saw the sun

I like Hello Kitty, got no worries in a fantasy land

Instead I'm dragging out each day pulling my hair out strand by strand

One day I'm gonna get stretched too hard and snap like a rubber band

I wonder if this will get better, people do say that it can

I can teach you how to be just like me (Uh-huh)

Crying all night, sleeping 'til three (La-la-la)

I can teach you how to be just like me (Hello, hello Kitty), just listen carefully

I can teach you how to be just like me (Uh-huh), cute as Hello Kitty

I can teach you how to be just like me, just listen carefully (Hello, hello Kitty)

Kitty, she's my favorite friend (She's my only friend)

I know no matter who abandons me, she'll be there 'til the end

And I know when the world's in flames

She'll take my hand and rescue me out of this shitty place

She keeps me warm, stitch me up when I get torn

Be the light amidst the storm, hail Kitty, she's so adorned

I don't believe in much but if there's one thing that I trust

If there's a higher being, it must be her, she's never unjust

I can teach you how to be just like me (Uh-huh)

Crying all night, sleeping 'til three (Yeah-yeah-yeah)

I can teach you how to be just like me

Just listen carefully (Hello, hello Kitty; Yeah-yeah-yeah)

I can teach you how to be just like me (Uh-huh)

Cute as Hello Kitty

I can teach you how to be just like me

Just listen carefully (Hello, hello Kitty; Yeah-yeah-yeah)