[J Dilla]

Weigh a ton in this m'uhfucker

Yeah, heavy bass hittin, from heavyweighters

Heavy cake gettin, it's heavy player

Every day, another buck, another hustle

Cakin up, rake in ducks by the busloads

Wakin up, gotta go for the gusto

Ain't shit up but showin how to touch mo'

All day the show we chase dough

Gotta bankroll thick like the dutch stank roll

MAN UP~! My real niggas stand up, let's get

(*scratched: "FUNKY"*} Chase that fetti

And get big faces, let's get ready

("Ain't it crunchy") So heavy, so cold

Might wanna grab that Pelle already it's

(*scratched: "FUNKY"*} Can't lift it up

Dilla Dawg, Madlib 'bout to pick it up

[J Dilla]

Easy get it up, smoke with me weed mayne

How them greens layin, twist it and puff

Heavy smoke from the spliff in the truck

Steady tokin it, I ain't lifted enough

This real (*scratched: "FUNKY"*}

Heavy off the chronic, straight bubonic

Blaze if you got it ("Ain't it funky")

Can't lift it up

Dilla Dawg, Madlib 'bout to pick it up

And put it down like no other (BROTHER)

You ain't never heard real live shit, only clones of us

Better learn and beware of the firm

So hot, play it loud, might get a burn

You get it right and you might get your turn

If not, as far as I am concerned

I'm here to take it back while I make a stack

And shut it down for them muh'fuckers fakin jacks

[Hook]

It's real (*scratched: "FUNKY"*}

Ready for the streets

Turn it up, go heavy on the beat this

Ready for the streets

Turn it up, go heavy on the beat this

[J Dilla]

("Ain't it funky!")

Yeah gimme that Big Mac shit, go heavy on the gator

With the supersized shake for the haters

Mad Dilla, or combo #1

Knock 'em out the box like Apollo did in I

To Mini-Mes all that followin is done, it's 'bout to get

(*scratched: "FUNKY, crunchy"*} Just like the piece on the chain

That swings in the Jeep with the bang it's

(*scratched: "FUNKY"*} Can't lift it up

Dilla Dawg, Madlib 'bout to pick it up

All my live bitches drop it like it's hot bitch

Booty wigglin and wobblin while you pop it

All that ass in your Ashley Stewarts

That's just how McNasty do it ("one time feel it")

Heavy, mo' heav' than Heav' D

Rockin the chain to make 'em envy

It's still Frank-N-Dank and then me

Collab'n with mad to bangin MC's

[Hook]

[J Dilla]

(*scratched: "FUNKY"*}

Yeah, I told you

Weigh a ton in this motherfucker~!