All your friends hate me

And my friends think you’re crazy

The narrative keeps changing

In the end, I’ll pretend that you were character development

Thought it would be done by now

But karma comes back around

The sequel’s being written down

In the end, I’ll pretend that you were character development

(ay) It’s been a month

A second, a minute, an hour, a day

It hasn’t been much

But honestly it feels a lifetime away

Our record stopped spinning but lifе moves on

I know it got rough near the еnd

I know you felt it as well

Was never enough, an overused love

Swept under the rug, ‘cause we tore it up

When did it stop being fun

I promise that there’s no hard feelings

Even though the first time you’ll hear this is through a phone screen

This is not an angry breakup song

It’s more of an aggressive sing-along

Don’t call me, I’m lazy

The details are already gettin’ hazy

These rumors, they’re crazy

From both me and from you

All your friends hate me

And my friends think you’re crazy

The narrative keeps changing

In the end, I’ll pretend that you were character development

Thought it would be done by now

But karma comes back around

The sequel’s being written down

In the end, I’ll pretend that you were character development

Wear me down with all the lies

Put me on a red eye

Shake me to the core so you can throw me on a landmine

Blow me up, sky high

Bring me down electrified

How many attempts before you realize I can’t die?

Now here we are in the same place again

Went from a love to something less than friends

I’d like it to stay in the past but girl

Can’t change the fact that

All your friends hate me

And my friends think you’re crazy

The narrative keeps changing

In the end, I’ll pretend you were just character development

Thought it would be done by now

But karma comes back around

The sequel’s being written down

In the end, I’ll pretend you were just character development

Character development

(Ay) character development

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