AHEM AHEM

By Jay Eazy

Released on October 25, 2023

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[Intro]

Uh

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (Hey, where's Rolo?)

It's Jay, no Z


[Chorus]

I'm Puerto Rican, so don't put me with the Eminems (No, no)

'Less I'm with Megan Fox and Meagan Good, that's M&M (Yeah, right)

Nobodies say I'm just a trend, then I trend again (Again)

So take it out your mouth and clear your throat, ahem ahem (Ahem)


[Verse 1]

Your girl bootyhole brown, Sexyy Red (Wow)

I beat it up and then she sleepy like the president (Sleepy Joe)

From the Bronx to the town, I was a resident (Listen)

Some say that stayin' in these places is imprisonment

But I made it out, oh you heard what's 'bout ('Bout)

How I dodge a bullet make me swear I'm Mario to the town (Super)

Yeah, but when I hit the block ain't no question mark

Are you shittin' me?

Everybody know my name is goin' down in history (It's goin')

My name in everybody mouth like it's Listerine (It's swishin')

If you put me right next to a goat you'll think it's symmetry (You'll think that)

You can try to mean what I mean, we aren't similes (We not)

You can do what I do but I'm still gon' do it differently (I'm different)


[Chorus]

I'm Puerto Rican, so don't put me with the Eminems (No, no)

'Less I'm with Megan Fox and Meagan Good, that's M&M (Yeah, right)

Nobodies say I'm just a trend, then I trend again (Again)

So take it out your mouth and clear your throat, ahem ahem (Ahem)


[Verse 2]

When I picture this, it's picture perfect (Picture perfect)

I always make shit go how I pictured it (Make it go)

They say a picture worth a thousand, that's a light Birkin (Light)

I picture houses for an M, that's more than that, isn't it

So many people are puppets, comin' with senses

I'm the reason they talk, ventriloquist

You don't think that I'm up then you ignorant

Girls already wantin' my illegitimate

Old friends think we a call that drop

We lost connection, so they tryna rekindle it

That shit remind me of when I would learn how to bag me a baddie

But I couldn't swindle it, true shit

Now I can play with the box like Rubik's

I'm not a bitch that opposite attract

That's why they gravitating to the movement

I say savin' your money and gettin' your money are always a unit, never confuse it

Don't be the guy that's tryna wear Louis when you got a child that doesn't have two kicks


[Chorus]

I'm Puerto Rican, so don't put me with the Eminems (No, no)

'Less I'm with Megan Fox and Meagan Good, that's M&M (Yeah, right)

Nobodies say I'm just a trend, then I trend again (Again)

So take it out your mouth and clear your throat, ahem ahem (Ahem)