[Verse 1]

Now, girl, I know you used to the same old same

But we ain't floatin' that boat, no, we ain't ridin' that train

Hop on my rocket ship and let's get outta here

Let me put a little shimmer in your atmosphere

[Verse 2]

Now let's get outta this town, outta this club

Girl, whatever you're sippin', I'ma mix it up

Take a few tick tocks off of your clock

Put a little Third Rock in your hip-hop, I got that

[Chorus]

1994

Joe Diffie comin' out my radio

I'm just a country boy with a farmer's tan

So help me, girl, I'll be your pickup man

How 'bout a night to remember and a fifth of Goose?

'Bout to bust out my honky tonk attitude

A little feel good you ain't never felt before

I'm talkin' 1994, hey

[Post-Chorus]

Joe, Joe, Joe Diffie

Joe, Joe, Joe Diffie

Joe, Joe, Joe Diffie

[Verse 3]

Girl, don't you worry, now your ship just came in

So go on and tell your mama, tell all your friends

That your new favorite color is John Deere green

Hop in this truck AKA time machine

[Chorus]

1994

Joe Diffie comin' out my radio

I'm just a country boy with a farmer's tan

So help me, girl, I'll be your pickup man

How 'bout a night to remember and a fifth of Goose?

'Bout to bust out my honky tonk attitude

A little feel good you ain't never felt before

I'm talkin' 1994, hey

[Post-Chorus]

Joe, Joe, Joe Diffie

Joe, Joe, Joe Diffie

Joe, Joe, Joe Diffie

[Verse 4]

Baby, if you're lookin' for a good time

Let me take you to the C-O-U-N-T-R-Y

Now, baby, let's go, holler if you're with me

Hey Joe, come on and teach us how to Diffie

[Chorus]

1994

Joe Diffie comin' out my radio

I'm just a country boy with a farmer's tan

So help me, girl, I'll be your pickup man

How 'bout a night to remember and a fifth of Goose?

'Bout to bust out my honky tonk attitude

A little feel good you ain't never felt before

I'm talkin' 1994, hey

[Post-Chorus]

Joe, Joe, Joe Diffie

Joe, Joe, Joe Diffie

Joe, Joe, Joe Diffie

[Outro]

Will the real Joe Diffie please stand up?